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Author Topic: Welcome to Kramerland...  (Read 106998 times)

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« Reply #75 on: February 18, 2009, 08:15:49 PM »
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I'll post it later on today. :)


How about Saturday giblets?
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« Reply #76 on: February 19, 2009, 02:36:53 AM »
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How about Saturday giblets?

Maybe. :)

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« Reply #77 on: February 19, 2009, 03:37:06 AM »
Let's see.....where were we last time? I better write this down before I fall asleep....

Well, at the end of the adventure, we somehow lost our horses again. So we return to the "Mancave" (our stronghold), and drop off most of our stuff. We acquire our 100 gp (each) reward for freeing the slaves, and use this money to purchase replacement horses for the ones taken from us before. The group of us then travel to the temple, and pick up Blumpy, the cleric. Afterward, we're given an assignment from the dwarven lord, Rioga, to act as security for a series of competitive games over at a place called Fort Rollings. We accept the assignment...

So we travel there on horseback, and finally get there after a five-day journey. The games are four days of competitions, such as riding, drinking, wrestling, and more. When we arrive, we see that it's a predominately halfling community. At this point, I'm kinda wishing I'd brought my halfling characters. :o

Now here's a list of notable NPCs:

* Constance Rollings (female halfling, owns the town of Fort Rollings)
* Conrad Rollings (male halfling, Constance's son, a hunter)
* Henry (male halfling, proprietor of the Half-Pint tavern)
* Roderick (male halfling constable)
* Delanna (female halfling priestess)

Now there's alotta friggin' halflings...

We're received by Constance Rollings, and it's made clear that we need to keep an eye on things, and do it quietly. We're offered 2,000 gp each for the job. I note that this is much more money than any job we've been offered. Maybe we'll even be able to build a manor house someday. :)

Well, the games begin, and we're supposed to keep tabs on a miles-long horse race. imurrx's character, Horatio officially enters the race, though we're there to keep an eye on the race. However, things quickly turn deadly as many of the riders unsheathe hidden weapons, and use them to kill each other (and us) during the race. I'm not going to get into specifics, but after one of the riders decapitates another one of the riders, I think Mutt's character, Reven Tyge, goes on an ass-kicking spree and injures or kills something like eight riders, and their horses too (using his breath weapon). Some other riders attack Horatio, though he manages to avoid getting mangled, and by some miracle, Horatio actually takes second place in the race. How he manages to do this, I'll never know, as his character is not an exceptional rider.

Later on, people are raving about this "dragon" that attacked the riders during the race, :rolleyes: and at some point after the race, we wind up in the middle of a tavern brawl at the Half-Pint tavern, until imurrx's warforged character, Kratos (nicknamed "Crotchless") initimidates the combatants into inaction. After this, these three beautiful bardic babes continue singing in order to distract the crowd. During the night, Reven is desperately trying to seduce all three bardic babes, and join him in his room. However, due to a series of highly shitty Diplomacy rolls, Senor Kramer successfully cockblocks him, and that just isn't happening.

At some point, we entered a competition where entrants had to use crossbows to hit a series of targets (a bullseye). We stupidly all enter the competition, though it would have been wiser if only one of us did, in order to not attract too much attention. After this, Reven enters the dagger-throwing competition, though he doesn't win. I think that's where the game stopped, though I could be missing something...

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« Reply #78 on: February 19, 2009, 01:40:23 PM »
So where and what time Sat?

I think we should try for an earlier start.

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« Reply #79 on: February 19, 2009, 09:27:09 PM »
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So where and what time Sat?

I think we should try for an earlier start.


before the sun sets
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« Reply #80 on: February 24, 2009, 11:29:35 PM »
So, When will we get together again, Is it this coming Monday? and where?
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« Reply #81 on: February 26, 2009, 08:26:19 PM »
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« Reply #82 on: February 27, 2009, 09:40:13 AM »
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dunno

I dunno either. Okay, I've been putting this off due to feeling "bleah", but let's see if I remember what happened last session...

The last session didn't go too well. The games ended in Fort Rollings, and we were paid our 2,000 gp fee. We then went on a hunt with Conrad Rollings (the halfling), and watched him catch a brown bear. After this, we got into a conflict with a bunch of hippogriffs when we watched Conrad and his crew catch a baby hippogriff. After we took a trip into the woods, we ran into the hippogriffs, though they didn't immediately attack. When we returned to our encampment, one of the bardic babes, Aria, was gone. A couple guards were injured or killed.

At some point, the hippogriffs swooped in, and my character attacked out of sheer boredom. The other hippogriffs tried to free the hippogriff youngling, while a combat ensued. We subdued three of the hippogriffs, while the others fled. After capturing them, we enlisted one of the other bardic babes as our translator, and told them if they'd return the other bard, we'd give them their offspring back. They didn't seem to know what we were talking about, but eventually we came to an agreement, and released them and their young one (while Conrad vehemently protested).



I remember little after this. It wasn't one of our best sessions...
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« Reply #83 on: February 27, 2009, 07:53:06 PM »
I assume we'll be getting together Monday night. Right? :)

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« Reply #84 on: February 28, 2009, 01:56:18 AM »
Yes Monday night.  I am glad we skipped last Monday because the whole family were loosing it from both ends. It came to a point I almost had to sit on the toilet with a bucket in my hands.

Anyways...
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« Reply #85 on: February 28, 2009, 02:20:25 AM »
Now you hurt my brain. Thanks. :duh:

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« Reply #86 on: March 01, 2009, 10:52:45 PM »
So where will it be guys, Meatlips, mutts or my place?

and make sure there is parking where ever we be.
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« Reply #87 on: March 02, 2009, 10:02:24 AM »
I suspect there will be no parking at Ross's tonight.

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« Reply #88 on: March 02, 2009, 03:38:47 PM »
Why don't you guys head down my way, I'll even shovel for you.

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« Reply #89 on: March 02, 2009, 05:29:53 PM »
ah... how sweet of you.
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