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« Reply #60 on: February 03, 2009, 10:42:15 AM »
why did you see the post's about you on Junn?

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« Reply #61 on: February 04, 2009, 03:40:20 AM »
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why did you see the post's about you on Junn?

You posted on the JuNN boards..? Now I gotta check that out...:)

Edit: Pfft. There's nothing new there about me. Messin' with my head. :cool:
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« Reply #62 on: February 04, 2009, 03:42:04 PM »
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You posted on the JuNN boards..? Now I gotta check that out...:)

Edit: Pfft. There's nothing new there about me. Messin' with my head. :cool:


Guess you didn't look too hard. I told you I was gonna put your pic up there.

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« Reply #63 on: February 05, 2009, 03:32:52 AM »
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Guess you didn't look too hard. I told you I was gonna put your pic up there.

Oh, crap...I found it. I look terrible in that. Thanks, "pal". :rolleyes: :)

Ok, imurrx won't be back for a couple weeks, so I might as well post what happened in our last session now before I forget all of it. I'll be as descriptive as my poor memory allows me to be...

My memory is dim on the first half-dozen rooms, but I remember us eventually entering this dark, circular chamber, when suddenly we hear a gurgling sound, and spy these dark, slithery tentacles attached to a large, fleshy lump protruding from the ceiling. The tentacles flail around wildly, and attempt to grasp us. Oh, crap. :eek: One of imurrx's characters activates an infusion, and strikes the thing...hard. This disgusting, fleshy, tentacled thing is dead. I forget whether it was Horatio Tortolla (human) or Kratos (the warforged) that killed it. He has two characters, so who remembers..? :confused:

After dispatching the beast, we move to the other side of the room, where a curtain shrouds something on the wall from us. We push it aside, seeing before us a short hallway leading to a kidney-shaped room. In the center of it are four chests and four barrels. We go to investigate, and carefully avoid touching the chests. I believe we cast Detect Magic on the area, and sense that there is some sorcery afoot (big surprise ;)). At this point, either one of the barrels or one of the chests transforms into a rough-looking duplicate of our local warforged, Kratos. Hilarity ensues as Kratos gets the living crap beaten out of him by the thing, and we're forced to save him. This is unusual, considering that usually Kratos is usually the party tank. Go figure. :o

The really funny thing about this encounter, is that Reven kills this thing with his draconic aura. If you know what dragon shamans can do, then you'll understand how bizarre our victory was. :)

After gathering the loot, we go back the way we came, and then hit a side passage, leading to another circular chamber. Suddenly, we are again assaulted by these Frankensteinan freaks, the chirurgeons. We frag all three of 'em, and Reven finishes off the last one with his draconic aura (again). :) It is then that we sneak over to another side chamber where we spy an altar room filled with cultists. I forget what happened next. Did Reven torch 'em? Did we get involved in a huge melee? I just don't remember. What I do remember is that we emerge victorious, and find ourselves a secret door leading to a hidden chamber. It is there that we engage in battle with this big dude with an axe, known as Abraxis. He taunts us, and we soon find ourselves in battle with him. Well, strangely enough, Kratos finds himself the unwilling recipient of another beatdown. He's not happy, so once again we save his bacon. It's a long, bitter battle, but we finally take down this tough-ass sonofabitch. His axe is enchanted, and we take it with us...:)

We return to the room that contained those Frankensteinian chirurgeons, and then go south down a long hallway, turn left, and find....

...something I'll tell you about next time. Yes, I'm a tease. ;)

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« Reply #64 on: February 08, 2009, 07:21:19 PM »
dude you need to post right away. your long term memory is poopy. being down here in the caribian make me thirsty for a sea feaing adventure.

so how about hat senior kramer.
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« Reply #65 on: February 09, 2009, 02:24:06 PM »
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dude you need to post right away. your long term memory is poopy. being down here in the caribian make me thirsty for a sea feaing adventure.

so how about hat senior kramer.


What the hell are you doing posting here while your in Aruba? I can think of much better things to be doing

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« Reply #66 on: February 13, 2009, 02:13:21 AM »
i'm back.... I was just checking my e-mail. Oh BTW, I had a net gain of $360 at the casino there. I won over $250 (net) with Black Jack. Some of the other games, not so lucky, but still walked out with more than I wagered ( Ellie wone $120 on the slots and only gambled $20 ).

So, Senior Kramer, how many XP?
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« Reply #67 on: February 13, 2009, 08:20:26 AM »
After watching you play munchkin I can only imagine you at a casino...

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« Reply #68 on: February 13, 2009, 11:26:47 AM »
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After watching you play munchkin I can only imagine you at a casino...

:) We should play some Munchkin. Get Senor Kramer to go a couple rounds with us. I'm starting to feel better here. You know they even have a Munchkin roleplaying game? That might be cool too. :D

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« Reply #69 on: February 13, 2009, 11:28:54 AM »
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i'm back.... I was just checking my e-mail. Oh BTW, I had a net gain of $360 at the casino there. I won over $250 (net) with Black Jack. Some of the other games, not so lucky, but still walked out with more than I wagered ( Ellie wone $120 on the slots and only gambled $20 ).

So, Senior Kramer, how many XP?

Oh, dude...you're back! I had no idea. I figured you'd be back on Monday, and haven't checked this thread for days. Glad you won some cash. :)

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« Reply #70 on: February 13, 2009, 01:54:37 PM »
Okay. Let me continue the journal. I was too damn lazy to finish it before, but I'll finish it now.

Continued from before..

We returned to the room that contained those Frankensteinian chirurgeons, and then go south down a long hallway, turn left, and find....

...a chamber containing four cages. There are two girls and a guy inside them. Well, we decide to open the cages, but receive a nasty surprise when one of the girls turns out to be an undead creature, and goes completely berserk when we open the cage, and launches herself at us with a bloodthirsty scream. We wind up smacking her around until the girl (a ghoul) is dead (more dead?). I can't remember what happened with the prisoners here. They either waited here, or left. We go into another room where there's a guy strapped to a table, and some mad scientist guy is trying to force a vial of liquid down this guy's throat (I think). There are a couple more chirurgeons in the room.

Naturally, there's a fight. :) Well, we dispatch them, and I think we saved the guy, though I don't quite remember. We get outta there, and go to a room with a chest holding an emerald (room 12). I can't remember if we fought some cultists here, but we then went to another room where some some some cultists definitely reside. In the other room, there are cages, and we free the prisoners inside after defeating these cultists. After the battle, only one of the cultists still live, and the enraged slaves descend upon the last cultist, and beat him to a pulp. :eek:

After that, I believe we leave the dungeon with the slaves. And now here's a list of monsters fought and items recovered....

MONSTERS DEFEATED

* Ghasts (2; man & woman, nice clothes)
* Chirurgeons (3)
* Ghasts (6)
* Orcs (6)
* Choker
* Mimic
* Chirurgeons (3)
* Abraxis (dude with axe)
* Ghoul (slave girl)
* Chirurgeons (2)
* Mordigan (chirurgeon handler)
* Cultists (3)
* Other Cultists (?)

INVENTORY

ITEM.............................................................VALUE

* Greataxes (5)............................................20 gp each
* Fire Opal....................................................1,000 gp
* 1,000 gp
* Gold Teeth (2)...............................................5 gp each
* Tapestry (in chest)........................................100 gp
* Silken Bag (magical)..................................20 gp (more, if magical)
* Slender Rod of Birchwood (magical)
* Silver Dagger (Blue Spindle; magical)
* Blue Sapphire...............................................1,000 gp
* Jet Black Great Axe (named "Fiend", sparks, weeps red blood, serrated, infused with chaos, inflicts +2d6 damage against foes of Lawful alignment)
* 7,000 gp
* Emerald.........................................................500 gp (more, if magical)
* Chest (magical?)........................................1 gp (more, if magical)

I think that's all of it, though I might be missing something. Hopefully, we get xps for freeing the slaves as well. :)
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« Reply #71 on: February 17, 2009, 07:21:54 PM »
Hey guys, since Mark is working this Weekend, and Ross will be on call, both think they can not leave their man caves.

Well, how about this Thursday or Saturday

I need some action
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« Reply #72 on: February 18, 2009, 09:45:02 AM »
I can't help but notice that Mister Sac Lamb hasn't posted the latest adventure update.

I can do Saturday night.

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« Reply #73 on: February 18, 2009, 11:33:11 AM »
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I can't help but notice that Mister Sac Lamb hasn't posted the latest adventure update.

I can do Saturday night.

I'll post it later on today. :)

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« Reply #74 on: February 18, 2009, 12:20:19 PM »
Saturday is fine with me