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D&D 5th Edition Haiku Throwdown

Started by Sean, November 12, 2007, 02:21:11 PM

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Age of Fable

#15
November 21, 2007, 04:55:28 AM
As a monk, I will
Basho those elderitch creatures
and then take their stuff.
free resources:
Teleleli The people, places, gods and monsters of the great city of Teleleli and the islands around.
Age of Fable \'Online gamebook\', in the style of Fighting Fantasy, Lone Wolf and Fabled Lands.
Tables for Fables Random charts for any fantasy RPG rules.
Fantasy Adventure Ideas Generator
Cyberpunk/fantasy/pulp/space opera/superhero/western Plot Generator.
Cute Board Heroes Paper \'miniatures\'.
Map Generator
Dungeon generator for Basic D&D or Tunnels & Trolls.

Age of Fable

#16
November 21, 2007, 05:02:06 AM
Malcolm X's pot
calls the kettle black; 1st ed
calls 3rd ed complex.
free resources:
Teleleli The people, places, gods and monsters of the great city of Teleleli and the islands around.
Age of Fable \'Online gamebook\', in the style of Fighting Fantasy, Lone Wolf and Fabled Lands.
Tables for Fables Random charts for any fantasy RPG rules.
Fantasy Adventure Ideas Generator
Cyberpunk/fantasy/pulp/space opera/superhero/western Plot Generator.
Cute Board Heroes Paper \'miniatures\'.
Map Generator
Dungeon generator for Basic D&D or Tunnels & Trolls.

SgtSpaceWizard

#17
November 21, 2007, 01:35:29 PM
This is the best thread!

Double weapons sucked
What the hell were they thinking?
Just give me an axe
 

Blackleaf

#18
November 21, 2007, 03:53:38 PM
Half Dragon Ninjas
Kewl powerz and dungeon punk
What total garbage

:haw:

droog

#19
November 22, 2007, 03:25:46 AM
The old faithful sigh
Long time Erol Otus fans
Not trendy Jap crap
The past lives on in your front room
The poor still weak the rich still rule
History lives in the books at home
The books at home

Gang of Four
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Cerulean Lion

#20
November 22, 2007, 09:09:51 AM
Dungeons and Dragons.
Excellent despite some flaws.
I want more of this.

Second edition.
Even better than at first:
Revised and improved.

Now third edition.
Too much shit to keep track of.
I don't like it much.

Three point five is out.
Rule upon rule upon rule.
Can not cope with this.

Open Game License.
Endless flood of supplements.
Munchkin nirvana.

"Use all supplements!"
Super-entitled players
Demand of GMs.

Power inflation.
Prestige classes multiply.
No more can I bear.

Fourth edition soon?
More third-party supplements?
No. No! DO NOT WANT!

Perhaps Savage Worlds.
Maybe New World of Darkness?
I might try Scion.

T & T might do.
Unisystem worth a look.
-Cinematic form.

D & D is gone.
I mourn the loss of it now.
But can not go back.
 

James J Skach

#21
November 22, 2007, 09:42:02 AM
It is for the win
Cerulean Lion is
crowned the Haiku King
The rules are my slave, not my master. - Old Geezer

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Age of Fable

#22
November 23, 2007, 04:26:44 AM
everyone praises
(where (n) is the one out now)
(n-1) ed.
free resources:
Teleleli The people, places, gods and monsters of the great city of Teleleli and the islands around.
Age of Fable \'Online gamebook\', in the style of Fighting Fantasy, Lone Wolf and Fabled Lands.
Tables for Fables Random charts for any fantasy RPG rules.
Fantasy Adventure Ideas Generator
Cyberpunk/fantasy/pulp/space opera/superhero/western Plot Generator.
Cute Board Heroes Paper \'miniatures\'.
Map Generator
Dungeon generator for Basic D&D or Tunnels & Trolls.

Age of Fable

#23
November 23, 2007, 04:50:01 AM
Big-haired, blond, white-skinned
Indians. Seriously -
racist, or just strange?
free resources:
Teleleli The people, places, gods and monsters of the great city of Teleleli and the islands around.
Age of Fable \'Online gamebook\', in the style of Fighting Fantasy, Lone Wolf and Fabled Lands.
Tables for Fables Random charts for any fantasy RPG rules.
Fantasy Adventure Ideas Generator
Cyberpunk/fantasy/pulp/space opera/superhero/western Plot Generator.
Cute Board Heroes Paper \'miniatures\'.
Map Generator
Dungeon generator for Basic D&D or Tunnels & Trolls.

Cerulean Lion

#24
November 23, 2007, 11:56:17 AM
Quote from: Age of Fableeveryone praises
(where (n) is the one out now)
(n-1) ed.

Age of Fable makes
A very clever haiku.
He deserves some praise.
 

Cerulean Lion

#25
November 23, 2007, 11:57:35 AM
Quote from: Age of FableBig-haired, blond, white-skinned
Indians. Seriously -
racist, or just strange?

Very strange this sounds.
To what does it refer though?
I do not know this.
 

Christmas Ape

#26
November 23, 2007, 11:59:52 AM
This thread is going
Remarkably off topic.
Cherry blossoms fall.
Heroism is no more than a chapter in a tale of submission.
"There is a general risk that those who flock together, on the Internet or elsewhere, will end up both confident and wrong [..]. They may even think of their fellow citizens as opponents or adversaries in some kind of 'war'." - Cass R. Sunstein
The internet recognizes only five forms of self-expression: bragging, talking shit, ass kissing, bullshitting, and moaning about how pathetic you are. Combine one with your favorite hobby and get out there!

Cerulean Lion

#27
November 23, 2007, 12:05:47 PM
Quote from: Christmas ApeThis thread is going
Remarkably off topic.
Cherry blossoms fall.

Topic drift sets in.
Sometimes this is a good thing.
Sometimes it is not.

Is it good this time?
Well -- I have an excuse to
Write some more Haiku.

:)
 

Sean

#28
November 23, 2007, 06:20:17 PM
rows of new product
undeserving poetry
bow to your talents :D

Age of Fable

#29
November 24, 2007, 09:36:35 AM
Quote from: Cerulean Lion
Quote from: Age of FableBig-haired, blond, white-skinned
Indians. Seriously -
racist, or just strange?
Very strange this sounds.
To what does it refer though?
I do not know this.
In Forgotten Realms
they have pictures of these guys
whose name I forgot.
free resources:
Teleleli The people, places, gods and monsters of the great city of Teleleli and the islands around.
Age of Fable \'Online gamebook\', in the style of Fighting Fantasy, Lone Wolf and Fabled Lands.
Tables for Fables Random charts for any fantasy RPG rules.
Fantasy Adventure Ideas Generator
Cyberpunk/fantasy/pulp/space opera/superhero/western Plot Generator.
Cute Board Heroes Paper \'miniatures\'.
Map Generator
Dungeon generator for Basic D&D or Tunnels & Trolls.
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